Top 10 Universal Truths

10. Love may be blind but marriage is a real eye-opener.

9. The hardness of butter is directly proportional to the softness of the bread.

8. Change is inevitable except from vending machines.

7. If you think nobody cares, try missing a couple of payments.

6. Monday is an awful way to spend 1/7th of your life.

5. Eagles may soar, but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines.

4. The severity of the itch is inversely proportional to the ability to reach it.

3. Bills travel through the mail at twice the speed of cheques.

2. If at first you don't succeed, then skydiving isn't for you.

1. To steal ideas from one person is plagiarism; to steal from many is research.<- my favourite

I'm laughing myself silly, reading all these online jokes.


*grins*

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