This is purely the result of the term test, that has got me risking my life as I zoom pass all those honking cars on my bike and at the same time blanking out to think of this theorum.
Nonsensical Theorum #1
Elimination of Man, or reduction of overpopulation, can be achieved via a simple method.
Installment of PERFECT androids.
And when I say perfect, I mean PERFECT! I mean, everything a person could possibly find in a partner. Looks, personality, charismatic qualities -which I must add, that is
extremely lacking in people nowadays- ,athletic, intelligent, gifted...blah blah blah, you get the idea.
This idea was planted in my head when I read Zettai Kareshi aka Absolute Boyfriend and when I was pondering about homosexuals.
P.S. I really don't mean anything bad, or to insult homo-s ok? It's just something that I was thinking about. Really, no offense to anybody out there! If I have offended you, please forgive me.
The manga I read got me wondering why people who can't get partners want andriods for company and
you know, even though they know the androids aren't real people. Even though they know they can't possibly reproduce with them...and they try desperately so to convince the robots to
you know with them.
Hmph, trust the Japanese to come up with this kind of stories, to pollute the innocent minds of the young ones...like me... XD
I mean the ultimate purpose for cultivating relationships and
you know is to reproduce and continue the species existance right? Yeah, it may feel good according to people BUT at the end, it IS for reproduction RIGHT?
Then my mind wandered and drifted to the homosexuals... It's the same isn't it? It's obvious that you can't reproduce with people of the same gender but yet, many homo-s still fight to love and
erm...
And why do manga-s and love stories always end up in
you know? Geez, think about it... The hero is ALWAYS trying to win the heart of the heroine and ALWAYS trying to
you know her... Vice versa for the girls lah. And the story ALWAYS end with
you know. Like once the couple
you know, there is absolutely no purpose in continuing the story.
Why is
you know always the end? Isn't there something MORE out there that goes further than
you know? Like they say kissing feels like heaven but
you know is -literally- orgasmic... Isn't there something even better than
you know? Can't there be a further step? Is there a further step?? Why must it always end with
you know???
Then, of course, the answer. Reproduction.
Everything Man has achieved to improve the success of reproduction...
...Then how you do explain the androids and homosexuals?!?! Why do they crave the forbidden pleasure when it doesn't give a result?!
Then something sparked off in my brain. It's simple really. Look at the animal kingdom, we have all our answers there.
Distraction. Fakes.
Ever heard of those male insects which pose as females, or have one part of their body looking like females, to distract the other competitors while they get a chance with the real female?
Doesn't the androids and homosexuals serve as a distraction as well..? In a sense, we are getting attracted to the wrong things...and the price to pay? Extinction. I came to believe that if people like these do not change, they will in time, become extinct. Hell, if half the world were attracted to homo-s and androids, half the world will cease to exist!
And this will serve as a control over Man's reproduction rate. This will stop us from overpopulating the Earth.
So, you see, it's easy. Just install androids for distraction. Or use homo-s.
~End~
It actually disturbs me, the way how I like blanking out and thinking of these kind of nonsensical stuff whilst on a bike. I do that too frequently. I'm still gonna stick to my prediction of me dying early while riding on my bicycle. Wootzie, jolly!
*grin*
Labels: Musings
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