W-H-Y???

I mean, God, why?! Why do I keep attracting bugs?!?! What's wrong with me? I'm not Bug Girl or something...

First it was a nasty-looking spider, then that freaking big grasshopper...then last night, a cockroach landed on me while I was all stretched out on my bed. And that is not the first time a cockroach came fluttering down to me. I mean, seriously, what's with all the BUGS?!

Erm, even though I would like to clarify that spiders are not insects since they're part of the arachnid family... BUT STILL! They're major EWWWWWW!!!

The whirring black speck zoomed towards me as I launched into fighting mode and leapt off the bed, squealing. It was like crawling all over my pillow...and God bless me that I went to sleep ON the same pillow... So armed with a canister of insecticide, I went to war with the goddamn thing. Which resulted in a large ruckus, with me jumping all over the place and squealing like a piglet.

In the end, I unloaded like half the canister of insecticide on it and my maid, awakened from my screeches, grabbed the dead thing to dispose of it.

I hate bugs.

Bugs, LEAVE ME ALONE.


*pouts*

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