I had another WEIRD dream yesterday.

Why do I keep having strange dreams?? There must be something very wrong with my head.

Ok, I was at the hospital getting my health test results. It was during that time when I had to go to the hospital to check why I wasn't having my monthly blood leakages. I was pretty sure it was due to my anorexia (and in reality, it was) but to my horror, the doctor told me that...I was pregnant.

My mind is twisted, I know.

Anyways, I was a quarter amused, a quarter excited and half terrified as I looked down at my tummy...which, thankfully, wasn't all big and blown up. There was just this little bulge.

Then I got whisked off to this maternity ward where they nursed all the babies and instead of sorting the babies according to their names or their parent's names, they were sorted according to their weight.

So I had these fathers peering around and shouting out their babies' weights, which I found highly amusing. It gets funnier when I saw this row of crib-like cranes, which were holding babies that were more than 10 kg.

God bless the mothers.

But strangely, I think the whole scene kind of like activated the maternal instincts in me or something as I was so protective of my bump during the whole dream. I was just waiting to deliver, and I was so proud that I was finally going to have a son. Don't ask me how I knew it was a boy.

Anyways, you're hearing this from a girl who dislikes babies and children.


*pukes*

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